Gossip time!
Rumors are the best. They might be true. They might not. Who knows? It’s the imagination’s equivalent of having sex on ecstasy. Sexstasy. It’s rumors that make the Internet go ’round.
Hey, we’re on the Internet! It’s probably about time we started some rumors for once. The popular kids in school used to do it, and look how popular they were! Now we just have to think up a good one, and spread it around the Internet and see what happens.
I once poked a hornet’s nest to see what would happen. It was a really bad idea. Luckily, rumors are completely harmless and my pal Hamza says as long as you specify it’s a rumor there will never be consequences for your actions. It’s off to the rumor mill then! Let’s mill some rumors!
Hmm, let’s see… I hear EA hooked up with Ubisoft at the party last weekend. Nah, too easy. Rockstar’s dad sells drugs down by the 7-Eleven. Ngh, not good enough. Word on the playground is XSEED and Atlus are an item now. Yeah, Atari saw them holding hands down by the swingsets and — No, no, no! We need something better. Something more believable, but totally scandalous.
Wait, wait, wait… Did you guys hear? Konami told Sierra that Sega has a crush on Nintendo. He always has. Oh my God, it makes so much sense! Sega was always picking on Nintendo when they were younger. Remember when he randomly kicked her in the shin, and then ran away and told everyone she had cooties? Yeah… Wow! I think we’ve really stumbled onto something here.
Now it’s like they’re sort of friends. I think I’ve seen them playing footsie under the table, even! Oh my God, what if it’s true, you guys? What if it’s actually true? Hurry! Tell everyone!
