Category: News Rockin’ Stone: You can skip all your life, but not go anywhere Earnest Cavalli | Published: Nov 5, 2007 07:24 pm Recommended Videos I don’t think I have words to describe the majesty of the above footage. It comes from a cell phone game entitled Rockin’ Stone and not since Cassavetes’ The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie have I seen such a gleeful mineral formation. Apparently the stone (Skip) is on a quest to find his mate (Pebbie), a quest that, while cliché, leaves us all to wonder exactly how smooth stones “make babies.” I could see a jagged rock inserting its … y’know what? Nevermind. This train of reasoning can only lead to some particularly disgusting fetishism and stone-on-companion-cube slash fiction. Post Tag: How is this a story? Destructoid is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more Join The Conversation related content Read Article 8BitDo’s new keyboard goes beige with a Commodore 64 aesthetic Category: News News 8BitDo’s new keyboard goes beige with a Commodore 64 aesthetic Zoey Handley Zoey Handley Mar 28, 2024 Read Article Take-Two is buying Gearbox from Embracer, next Borderlands is in development Category: News News Take-Two is buying Gearbox from Embracer, next Borderlands is in development Gabran Gray Gabran Gray Mar 28, 2024 Read Article Stardew Valley patch 1.6.3 gives Krobus his own portrait Category: News News Stardew Valley patch 1.6.3 gives Krobus his own portrait Paula Vaynshteyn Paula Vaynshteyn Mar 28, 2024 Related Content Read Article 8BitDo’s new keyboard goes beige with a Commodore 64 aesthetic Category: News News 8BitDo’s new keyboard goes beige with a Commodore 64 aesthetic Zoey Handley Zoey Handley Mar 28, 2024 Read Article Take-Two is buying Gearbox from Embracer, next Borderlands is in development Category: News News Take-Two is buying Gearbox from Embracer, next Borderlands is in development Gabran Gray Gabran Gray Mar 28, 2024 Read Article Stardew Valley patch 1.6.3 gives Krobus his own portrait Category: News News Stardew Valley patch 1.6.3 gives Krobus his own portrait Paula Vaynshteyn Paula Vaynshteyn Mar 28, 2024 Author Earnest Cavalli I'm Nex. I used to work here but my love of cash led me to take a gig with Wired. I still keep an eye on the 'toid, but to see what I'm really up to, you should either hit up my Vox or go have a look at the Wired media empire.
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