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Psyonix is holding another free Rocket League weekend on Xbox, giving the unexposed a chance to get hooked on the jumpy flippy car soccer game. It’s also 25 percent off for Xbox Live Gold subscribers, a discount that will seem of tremendous value after these folks figure out just how goddamn good this game is.
If you’re one of those people, know that Rocket League is a super inviting game. You’ll have a lot of fun and everyone’s really nice. They’ll say “Nice shot!” and “What a save!” after you do stuff, even if you screw it up. You’ll quickly learn to cherish your time spent with your new Rocket League family. You can stop reading this post now.
Alright, now that they’re gone, we’ve got some fresh blood to dunk on. Even though it’s just Xbox, Rocket League‘s cross-play means that they’ll show up on PC too. They’re gonna legit think we’re wizards. We can do shit like this to them:
Submitted for the approval of The Midnight Society I call this story The Tale of the Green Car with White Cat Ears and Also the Car Can Jump pic.twitter.com/lzmUSIVPwY
— Brett Makedonski (@Donski3) January 31, 2017
And this:
Solo Standard is the devil so I have to do stuff like this to keep my team in the game. pic.twitter.com/r4MViOAVNN
— Brett Makedonski (@Donski3) January 30, 2017
And this:
🙃🙃🙃 pic.twitter.com/WjCYpMOHdF
— Brett Makedonski (@Donski3) February 16, 2017
Yeah, I just used a post as my personal highlight reel. It’s the signal boost I need to start my professional career. Kronovi, give me a call. I’m not currently signed to a team and G2 Donski has a good ring to it.
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