Rock Band achievements reveal what you’ll be doing for the next six months

When I picked up an Xbox 360 at launch, I was giddy over the idea of achievement points. I even vowed that I would not stop playing a game until I had completed all of the achievement tasks; this quickly went to hell when I finished Condemned, and had no desire to go back and find a handful of dead birds. In fact, the only games I have all of the achievement points in are Xbox Live Arcade titles.

I’m so not hardcore.

Rock Band, on the other hand, I may actually try to see this through to the end. With challenges like “Flawless Groove: Score 100% notes hit as bassist, up-strums only, on Expert” (worth only 10 points), I may be at it for awhile. But for $169.99, you can bet your sweet a** I’m not going to be doing anything but playing this game until my hands, throat, and ears bleed. 

Hit the jump for the full list of achievements, but be warned — some may be considered “spoilers.”

[Via Daking240.com and confirmed by MTV’s Multiplayer blog] 

• Top Artist – Unlock an Arena in Solo Tour on Medium, Hard or Expert – 10 Points
• Score Duel Streak – Win 5 Score Duel ranked matches in a row – 20 Points
• Got Wheels – Unlock the Van in Band World Tour – 20 Points
• Killer Performance – Five Star a song on Easy, Medium, Hard or Expert – 10 Points
• Hot Artist – Unlock a Theatre in Solo Tour on Easy, Medium, Hard or Expert – 10 Points
• Breakthrough Act – Unlock a Big Club in Solo Tour on Easy, Medium, Hard or Expert – 10 Points
• String Shredder – Finish Guitar Solo Tour on Easy – 20 Points
• Fret Ripper – Finish Guitar Solo Tour on Medium – 30 Points
• Axe Assassin – Finish Guitar Solo Tour on Hard – 40 Points
• Lord of the Strings – Finish Guitar Solo Tour on Expert – 50 Points
• Rhythm Rocker – Finish Drum Solo Tour on Easy – 20 Points
• Groove Technician – Finish Drum Solo Tour on Medium – 30 Points
• Heavy Hitter – Finish Drum Solo Tour on Hard – 40 Points
• AN-I-MAL!!! – Finish Drum Solo Tour on Expert – 50 Points
• Howler – Finish Vocal Solo Tour on Easy – 20 Points
• Screamer – Finish Vocal Solo Tour on Medium – 30 Points
• Crooner – Finish Vocal Solo Tour on Hard – 40 Points
• Virtuoso – Finish Vocal Solo Tour on Expert – 50 Points
• Open Road – Unlock the Bus in Band World Tour – 20 Points
• Jet Setter – Unlock the Jet in Band World Tour – 20 Points
• One Million Fans – Reach 1 million fans in Band World Tour – 10 Points
• Hall of Fame Inductee – Finish the Hall of Fame Induction in Band World Tour – 100 Points
• Vinyl Artist – Finish the Endless Setlist in Band World Tour in Medium – 10 Points
• Gold Artist – Finish the Endless Setlist in Band World Tour on Hard – 20 Points
• Platinum Artist – Finish the Endless Setlist in Band World Tour on Expert – 25 Points
• Big in London – Finish the last remaining gig in London (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Paris – Finish the last remaining gig in Paris (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Amsterdam – Finish the last remaining gig in Amsterdam (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Stockholm – Finish the last remaining gig in Stockholm (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Rome – Finish the last remaining gig in Rome (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Boston – Finish the last remaining gig in Boston(Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in NYC – Finish the last remaining gig in NYC (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Chicago – Finish the last remaining gig in Chicago (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in LA– Finish the last remaining gig in LA (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Seattle – Finish the last remaining gig in Seattle (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in San Francisco – Finish the last remaining gig in San Francisco (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Japan – Finish the last remaining gig in Japan (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Sydney– Finish the last remaining gig in Sydney (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Reykjavik – Finish the last remaining gig in Reykjavik (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Rio De Janeiro – Finish the last remaining gig in Rio De Janeiro (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Big in Moscow – Finish the last remaining gig in Moscow (Band World Tour) – 10 Points
• Tug of War Champ – Win 20 Tug of War ranked matches – 30 Points
• Tug of War Streak – Win 5 Tug of War ranked matches in a row – 20 Points
• Score Duel Streak – Win 20 Score Duel ranked matches – 30 Points
• Flawless Groove – Score 100% notes hit as bassist, up-strums only, on Expert – 10 Points
• Flawless Drumming – Score 100% notes hit as a drummer on Expert – 10 Points
• Flawless Fretwork – Score 100% notes as a guitarist on Expert – 10 Points
• Flawless Singing – Score a 100% rating as a vocalist on Expert – 10 Points
• Riding on Coattails – Play with a “Platinum Artist” – 5 Points