Friends, we’ve weathered hard times these past months. Nintendo faithful across the land have endured quite the drought. So few compelling titles may have tested the resolve of less devout fans, but not us. No, we patiently waited, silently bearing this burden, knowing that the Meat Man in the sky was testing us and would, one day, deliver us to salvation.
With Zelda, Kirby, and Mario our faith has been rewarded with a truly bountiful harvest this autumn. Nintendo has blessed us with a feast, to the likes of which we have grown unaccustomed. And now, they serve up yet another magnificent gift. Yes, friends, the drought is truly over.
The oracles at Nintendo Power have prophesied that come February the skies will open up and release Rhythm Heaven Fever upon the world. Acolytes of the Wii, the task rests upon your unwavering shoulders to become harbingers of the divine fever. Spread this joyous disease so that its celestial beat finds its way into hearts across the land.