RetroforceGO! not recording this week, don’t tell Chad on us

Okay, so here’s the thing, see. Chad, Dyson and Colette are partying it up in Miami for the Dtoid 3-year anniversary, and have left Stella and me behind because they don’t love us. That would be okay, except that Chad left his Jeep parked in the driveway behind the podcast, and I can’t get it out until he comes back.

I tried budging it a little at a time, but I don’t think I can pull the show out of that spot without scratching it. Chad didn’t leave me a set of keys, so I cut open the plastic windows on that thing with a hobby knife to try and get in there to release the parking brake, but then the alarm started going off and well … I guess it must’ve caused a short somewhere in the electrical system because now it’s on fire. Stella tried to put it out, but what she thought was a big drum of water was actually the sake I’d been homebrewing and uh … yeah, it’s not pretty out there. 

So there’s no show this week, but if you’re in the Baltimore area and want to stop to pick up some beer on your way over, we’ll be having a barbecue at my place until tomorrow. Or the next day. Or whenever Chad’s Jeep fire goes out. 

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