Welcome to Monday, folks. A special kind of Monday, if you will. The kind of Monday where things are starting to feel a little, I don’t know … sexier. Blame it on the fact that Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, but I’m already feeling the vibe from the all the make-out sessions that are about to happen.
A piece of advice for you V-Day hopefuls, though. Before you grab your significant other and partake in the ritual of over commercialized passion (or your D.O.A. body pillow and some shame), make sure to have this week’s RFGO! playing softly in the background; it drives ’em wild. Trust me.
Highlights!
- Colette has enough Frequent Flyer miles to buy Guam
- Don’t tell Guam
- Would anyone like an RFGO! calender?
- This week: XBLA > Virtual Console — 32nd sign of the apocalypse confirmed
- Rhymes with “linger-hang.” That’s all I’m sayin’ here
- Chad sings!
- Rev swears he won’t mention Half-Life even once
- Tranny stealth genre, you heard it here first
- Princess Peach is a negligent mother
- 1, 2, 3, 4 … Topher starts a flame war!
- (Lunar rules, just wanted to mention that again)
- Aeris piñatas. Why didn’t anyone think of this sooner?
So put the iTunes on and turn the lights down low, it’s time for some sexy RFGO! Get your snuggling soundtrack right over here, folks, and enjoy. We hope that you have a good week and an even greater Valentine’s Day.*
*Since the lot of us will be home alone or out getting silly drunk to combat our alone-ness, we secretly hope that: You do not have a great Valentine’s Day. Or, if you do, you follow it up by falling down a well.**
**(j/k)
