Resident Evil 7’s trying to trick you into its cannibal-filled home

Where are the fava beans and chianti?

An inviting home is not always a home you want to be invited to. Maybe the design is spot-on — an open concept and “Live, Laugh, Love” scrawled on the wall — and that sounds pretty nice. But, the owners of that modern chic house, they want to murder you. No good.

This Resident Evil 7 trailer is the worst of both worlds: A family who’s probably planning to cannibalize you and outdated decor. Terrifying on all accounts.

Brett Makedonski
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