Resident Evil 5 honors a tragic loss

Because we don’t want people BAAAAWING about spoilers, we have obscured the real name on this tombstone. However, the moniker on that stone is one that many have already predicted, so don’t expect too much of a shock if you choose to hit up the gallery and look at the full pic.

Yes, this Famitsu ad image confirms something we’d already assumed — a certain Resident Evil character is pushing up the daisies. I could make some wonderful jokes relating to this person’s death, but I don’t want people to whine at me. This is what the Harry Potter generation has done, making an obsession with spoilers become fashionable. I hope J.K Rowling is proud of herself.

Jill Sandwich.

Jim Sterling