READY TO FRIDAY

Good morning, dear Fridayers. I’m not sure if you’re aware, but we’ve arrived at a very important moment just now. As you read this, cosmic forces beyond human understanding are hard at work turning the week into the weekend. I know, right? It’s all very … science. Anyway, whether or not you’re capable of comprehending the finer and more complex inner workings of the universe and how it does what it does, the important thing to remember is this:

I downloaded Ape Quest for PSP, and there’s a piece of armor caled “Nekkid,” which lets your monkey run around pretty much naked, save for a leaf over his jangles. If I were a monkey from the Ape Escape series (as I often daydream about being), this would unquestionably be my armor of choice. Pants? HA. F*ck you, I’m a monkey.

Of course, one must also take into consideration the fact that it’s FRIDAY. Join me after the jump and we’ll get it started.

Now it feels like FRIDAY. What, pray tell, does that mean? It means that when I’m finished with this post, I have no intention of doing any more work today, and every intention of getting a pizza and a six-pack tonight before I sit on my ass and watch my little naked monkey beat the piss out of skeleton warriors with a giant squeak hammer. FOR THE GLORY OF PIPO.

What are you gonna do?

FRIDAY!!

Topher Cantler