Razer Edge up for preorder March 1

Prepare to spend all of the money forever

The Razer Edge — a gaming tablet designed to play full PC games and use physical controls — is available to preorder from March 1. The system will cost you $1,299.99 for the 128GB model, and $1,449.99 for the 256GB model. 

Let me be the first to say, Holy Whistleshits. 

This thing claims to be able to run Crysis 3 no problem, and can be wired into a keyboard and console controller, as well as the funny little button handles it’s more commonly seen with. It’s the kind of out-there gadget I get excited by, but I’m not sure my fat-loaded, booze-drowned internal organs are worth the cash I’d need to sell them for to obtain it. 

I mean … whistleshits, guys. Whistle. Shits.