Public Access Destructoid rolls deep with Derby Girls

I sure do love rolling, and these roller girls really know how to jam! After playing Jam City Roller Girls on the Wii I was so taken back by their graceful moves that I decide to pay a visit to a local Roller Derby Show.  You know, to see if I had what it takes to be one of them. With a shriner hat in hand, Frozen Codebase vice president Norb Rozek showed me the basics.  However, a pesky little ginger named Pico tries to get in my way of achieving one of my life’s goals … to become a roller derby girl.

JonJoyce