Presenting the ‘Splinter Cell Activity Book for Kids’

Gather ’round, dear readers, and take a good look at this five-page Splinter Cell activity book. It shares a striking resemblance to Highlights, but the content here is much more realistic in its attempt to engage young folks.

If a single tear flowed down your face as you realized this thing was not real, I’m right there with you. Don’t worry, you can always print out these books and distribute copies to adolescents at your closest mall. When a Segway-bound man rolls your way, make like Sam Fisher and get the eff out of there.

Splinter Cell Activity Book for Kids [IGN]