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I’m going to let the above picture speak for itself.
BoingBoing Gadgets — who also happen to be utterly in love with Portal — unearthed this thing and while it was sort of an inevitability, it’s heartwarming to see that nothing ever changes around these parts.
As much as slash fiction has a long, storied history of being gross in the extreme, the idea of copulating with the Weighted Companion Cube is just bizarre enough to get me a lil’ hot. It truly is a sad day when your sexuality depends entirely on surrealism and irony.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a melting clock to hump.
