Parting is such sweet sorrow
Good dogs are one of life’s few unconditional pleasures. “Hell yeah,” you think when you see a dog walkin’ down the street. Your day is better because of your proximity to that dog. “Is the owner gonna think I’m weird if I wanna pet this dog?” The owner will not think you’re weird. The owner knows everyone wants to pet that dog. Everyone wants to pet every dog.
Niantic, the creator of Pokemon Go and total dog-tease, is removing dogs from its game tomorrow rather than adding them. Seems like a mistake. Pokemon Go‘s Legendary trio of canines leave their respective regions on November 30. It’s your last chance to get Raikou, Suicune, and Entei (whose name is suspiciously close to hentei and not enough people are talking about this.)
The catch (hah!) is that you can’t get all of them anymore. They’ve been rotating regions since September, and they’re disappearing from their final area tomorrow. Suicune is in the Americas, Raikou is in Europe and Africa, and Entei is in Asia. All three are available at gyms as raid boss battles. But you should consider petting and cuddling good dogs instead of fighting good dogs.