Please sign this petition for Destructoid to send me to Witcher School

This needs to happen

There’s a real-life LARP Witcher School where you can learn how to fight with swords and bows, make potions, and combat humans dressed in monster suits. It’s held at Castle Moszna in Poland, and this March 17-20, they’ll be accepting international students.

I need to go to this.

I need a camera crew to follow my every move, ensuring that I never ever break character (until the whole game is done, when I laugh my ass off of this plane of existence). My only wish is that I could grow my hair out faster to get me more into the role-playing mood. I didn’t see any Gwent in the video below, so I might just print out all of the cards and bring a full set so I can destroy any challengers.

Anyway, here’s the petition that I just created. I don’t know why the picture is sideways, but that shouldn’t stop you from signing it. I need this. You need this. Do the right thing. One last note: is that Russell Crowe 38 seconds into the first video?

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