Please don’t hit the kangaroos in Forza Horizon 3

Safe slow driving is good driving

Let’s talk turkey. Australian brush turkey. It’s a good-lookin’ turkey, no? Don’t hit it with your car in Forza Horizon 3.

In fact, don’t hit anything with your car in Forza Horizon 3. Australia’s full of wildlife. Kangaroos hoppin’ across the outback. Don’t hit them either. Dingos scampering across the road. Swerve.

Crocodiles hustling back to their pond. Actually, go ahead and hit the crocs. They’re an unholy affront to the animal kingdom. Chances are they’ll be unfazed and eat your entire Lamborghini. Real assholes, those dinosaurs playing dress-up.

Brett Makedonski
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