PlayStation 3? I’m all about the PS9! (Old PS2 ad)

It’s almost surreal to finally see the light at the end of the tunnel when it comes down to waiting for the launch of the Sony’s PS3 and Nintendo’s Wii. The 10-day countdown has now begun for the PlayStation 3 and with that I bring forth a simple reminder; we’re one step closer to the PS9. The PlayStation 9 was featured in a PS2 advert a few years back and since then, a lot of us have really forgotten about it. I haven’t, however, and I continue to count down the years until its release. So why would you want to go out and get a PS3 when the PS9 will be so much more superior in the end? It has so many more features than any of us could’ve ever thought possible! Real-time weapon change and giant enemy crabs can’t hold a candle to holographic movie surround vision or telepathic personal music. Until 2078, I guess the PlayStation 3 through 8 will just have to do. (And for the record, I find this advertisement much more imaginative and enjoyable than the recent PS3 ads.)