Excuse me, miss? Are you always this awesome, or does it become particularly acute around Halloween when you need a costume? I’ve seen some killer ones this year, but this takes the cake. She’s a complete Mario Pirahna plant, pipe and all. I want to marry this girl and ride a chocobo to the altar, which will be built of Question blocks. When I get there, I want a priest dressed in a full sized plush Goomba costume to read the vows. Last but not least, I want every one of my guests dressed as a smiling plush yellow star. Are you listening, Pirahna girl? I must have you or my life is meaningless!
[Via Weekly Geek, Thanks Furniss!]