PAX 08: Seven things that will get you kicked out of PAX

Gamers, in general, are a rowdy bunch. Whether it’s because they’re natural party animals, games make them violent, or they simply haven’t left their basements in years, getting them together in one place can end in trouble.

So the organizers for the Penny Arcade Expo have set forth a few simple rules of conduct. Taken directly from the conventions program: 

  1. Drugs are bad!
  2. Don’t steal!
  3. Don’t punch or kick people!
  4. No cheating!
  5. Don’t harass anyone!
  6. Don’t spray paint on stuff!
  7. Don’t mess with things that aren’t yours!

Well, it looks like I’m going to have to re-write Destructoid’s entire schedule for the weekend. And here I was thinking this event was going to be fun …

Nick Chester