Palutena teaches Smash how to Pole Dance

‘Cover your eyes!’

In an apparent sequel to the Bayonetta video we showed you a few months ago, YouTuber MasterofHyrule has put together a video showing each of Super Smash Bros. for Wii U‘s characters performing Palutena’s pole dancing taunt. 

As in the previous video, the rest of the roster are able to perform the taunt because of a mod that allows for animation swaps. It’s more convincing when the character performing the taunt has similar proportions to Palutena, but some of the shorter or taller characters have their skeletons squashed or extended to fit the other model.

Many of the characters who hold weapons incorporate them into the taunt, so if you’ve ever wanted to see Ike or Marth dancing seductively around their swords, this is your lucky day. King Dedede and Cloud also follow this rule, and this makes their dances particularly entertaining.

MasterofHyrule [YouTube]

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