“Macho Man” Randy Savage promotes WWE All Stars in the above video. It’s something of a shock to the senses if you haven’t seen him in fifteen years. Sure, he’ll be sixty soon and his profession isn’t known for producing folks who age well but, damn if he isn’t really showing it. Everything about him appears to have slowed down from his Slim Jim snapping days.

He can still rock a bragging session, though. I hope I can be half that intense when I’m his age.

Conrad Zimmerman