Oh wait, my bad! Mario Kart doesn’t even have text support!

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Alright, so remember how I said that Mario Kart for the Wii will support text chatting? Well I was completely wrong. Or rather, Nintendo has no idea what the hell texting means. Here’s the deal, Mario Kart will only support pre-determined phrases that people can send to each other, which Nintendo will provide. So phrases like “Hello”, “Lets race!” and “Lets have fun!” are some of the things that are safe to assume will be available. 

Thank God you’re here to protect us Nintendo! I was really worried you were slipping. Thank you so much for babysitting the fan base and keeping them safe from the pedophiles and creeps of the Internet. If you’re mad about this, than you’re obviously one of the evil people. No doubt that you want to send children messages like “Your tears turn me on.” and “I have a lollipop in my pants for you.” You people make me sick. 

[Via Kotaku


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