Oh god, Japan made a horse dating game

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder

Remember Hatoful Boyfriend? The pigeon dating game? Thought that was weird? Almost as if it were a competition, now Usaya Co. has released a dating game where you play as a girl (oneigh-san, if you will) and suddenly meet a horse with a handsome human mans face, Uma no Purinsu-sama which is roughly The Horse Prince.

It shouldn’t be too bad though, it is rated for anyone 12 years and older due to “moderate violence.” Considering the tagline is “Won’t you be my horse trainer?” I can only assume that “violence” is whipping of some sort. This is starting to sound a little kinky. 

Download it yourself on iTunes and Google Play.

Cory Arnold
Pretty cool dude in Japan. 6/9/68