Oh by the way, Farmville is coming to iPhone

Ever wanted to pick crops, raise cows, and annoy the everloving piss out of your soon-to-be-ex friends by spamming them with endless requests for soy beans and chicken spunk? Well, you’re in for the biggest treat of your wretched, disgusting life! Yesterday, while revealing the iPhone 4, Apple also confirmed that Zynga’s ludicrous farm game is coming to iTunes. 

Farmville exists solely to give housewives something to do when the batteries on their vibrators die, and as such, has become wildly popular on Facebook. Whether this game will enjoy the same success on the iPhone remains to be seen, but I do know one thing — I will find and kill the next person to request that I send them some f*cking turnips.