None of the Angry Birds 2 Angry Birds look like happy birds

Flippin’ the bird

Like a story Alfred Hitchcock once told, our fine, feathered friends aren’t in a good mood today. The aviary community is up in wings over the launch of Angry Birds 2 on Android and iOS. They’re irritated, upset, pissed off, and every other synonym for angry. You can tell just how mad they are by their scowls; happy birds don’t scowl.

Fortunately for us homo sapiens, we know that these birds have no beef with us. Their beef (pork?) is with pig folk and the various construction materials they associate with. It’s hard to idly stand by while this kind of hate-fueled violence is taking place, but carnitas comes from pigs so maybe it’s okay if we turn a blind eye in the interest of delicious burritos.

Brett Makedonski
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