Share the Joy!
Now that’s just silly. But yes, it’s real. Nintendo’s latest German trailer for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe shows off various locations you can take your Switch to play on the go. Take it to class and hope you don’t get caught (hey at least there’s no more chance of awkwardly StreetPassing your teacher now!), or make use of its port-ability in a porta potty.
I can’t read German but I’m sure there must be a disclaimer saying you can’t sue Nintendo for losing feeling in your rump for sitting there too long. I recommend leaving the Joy-Con attached to the console, lest they go “Splatoon” and send you on your very own odyssey.