Nintendo: ‘No plans’ to bring black Wii to US (racists)

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Yesterday, we saw a black Wii box and it looked very sexy. Unfortunately, Nintendo currently has no plans to bring the saucy little number to the United States, along with any other color that they might cook up.

Of course, just because Nintendo says it’s not planning to do something, that doesn’t mean we won’t get it. However, as of right now, all we know is that nothing’s on the schedule, so if you want one of these things, you’re going to have to turn yourself into a Japanese person using science and/or magic. 

Or you could always just cover your current Wii with treacle. That could work.


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