Nintendo DLC: Bionic Commando on Game Boy, VVVVVV

A mere $3.99 on the Nintendo eShop gets you Capcom’s 1992 release Bionic Commando for the Game Boy. Get your grapple on in green and black. Nicalis’ VVVVVV also drops this week, set at $7.99 on the eShop. It’s an adventure that mixes 8-bit with 3D, and we have a review coming very soon. Stay tuned.

There’s already too many ninjas cutting food. Perfectly good food. I don’t support it anymore, but if you do, there’s Cake Ninja ($4.99). Slingo Supreme is a puzzle game of puzzle games, and it’ll cost you $7.99 to get down with that.

Finally, for WiiWare, there’s only one game this week. It’s Carmen Sandiego Adventures in Math: The Big Ben Burglary. Math games? For grades 4-5? Geometry and Fractions? YEEEESSSSSS!