New ‘one-eyed snake’ Pokemon teased in movie trailer

Phallic friendly fun coming your way

Dick jokes are not a part of my mind’s default settings, but I can’t help but notice a clear allusion to a male member when I see one. Teased in a trailer for an upcoming Pokémon movie this new armless, legless, bulbous headed monster has been spotted atop the accent in the word “Pokémon“, fearless and fully erect — a literal expression of the “Pocket Monster” moniker.

Like Munchlax, Victini, and many other “movie debut” characters, this new member of the Pokémon family will probably appear in film long before he pokes his way into a game, but seeing as how Nintendo has supported Splatoon and other recent titles with free content updates, it’s possible that we’ll see this funny little penis euphemism show up in Pokémon X/Y sometime down the line.

I wonder if drawing him on Miiverse results in an auto-ban?

Saturday: Mysterious Pokemon [Serebii.net]

Jonathan Holmes
"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1 "The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Just like in a Gameboy game... a nice tight little world... and all its inhabitants... made out of little building blocks... Why can't these little pixels be the building blocks for love..? For loss... for understanding"- James Kochalka, Reinventing Everything part 1 "I wonder if James Kolchalka has played Mother 3 yet?" Jonathan Holmes