For where there is Chocobo, evil dares not tread. The prophecy foretells of a time when the yellow-crested harbingers of Instrumentality will stride forth as heralds of joy across the marshes and mountains as a ray of beauty and love refracted through the prism of world peace. Famitsu and the Wise Men of NeoGAF have provided the happy forecast, flights of angels descending on the Wii. Does the vessel’s peaceable azure radiance truly signify its firmware update, or is it instead a triumphant celebration in light of this glorious future, a parallel to cerulean skies to come, wherein the Wise Men divine a Job System for our innocent-eyed yellow angels of mercy?
Quest forth into the Mysterious Dungeon, dear Chocobo, for you are Love. In Chocobo, we entrust our glorious and loving future. Rise, young Chocobo, and embrace the fire of legend.