New Destructoid Episode: Aliens, LA Noire, MW3, and PSN


Hey guys, back again with another one of those things. Y’know. Episodes. Ugh. Garfield hates mondays. Garfield is my spirit animal. I’m grumpy. I hate Garfield.

Shameless Promotional News: We reprinted those Squidbear shirts to prevent shirtlessness. If you haven’t already, go snag one.
Hard-Boiled News: Jim’s got a mini review on LA Noire for us, but you can read the full thing here.
“Ugh Finally” News: The Playstation Network is up and running again in a bunch of places. Sort of.
Angry Russian News: The trailers for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 are online. They are green.
Chainsaw Gun News: Buy the Epic Edition of Gears of War 3 and Cliffy B personally punch you in the face. (Not really, but you get a lot of stuff.)
Chest-Bursting News: The Shogun: Total War 2 guys have shifted gears to start work on a new Alien game.
Get Your Face On The Internet News: Submit your video reactions to LA Noire and you could be on our show. Bonus points if you dress like a detective and film yourself in gritty black and white. 

Max Scoville