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Need for Speed 2007 teaser; guess what stitches on a phallic metaphor mean …

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Published: May 21, 2007 02:27 pm

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Yeah, I have no idea either. Then again, trying to decipher the subtext in an EA video game is akin to debating postmodern minimalist architecture after reading the back of a copy of Maxim magazine.

The teaser looks quite nice, though, I have to give them that. From the split second cuts of cars in motion, the graphics look to be top notch, but assuming they’re anything other than cinematics would be akin to assuming you could discuss postmodern minimalist architecture after reading some post on the Internet comparing the relative cultural values of such and Maxim magazine.

In short, the dark side of the moon is cold and lonely. You’ve been warned.

*Evil Eye* 

[Thanks namelessted and tehuberone. You two are the only ones who get me.] 

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