NBA 2K: Jerk Kobe, teammates smacking each other, and the best dance moves

I could go for some jerked kobe

NBA 2K16‘s been out for a while now and since both baseball season and football season are already over and there’s nothing to watch, here is a collection of things people have shared from NBA 2K16 that have amused me over the past two weeks.

Here’s a cheeky, old man Kobe stealing a high five.

#PS4share #NBA2K16 KOBE High 5 HARRISON BARNES LMAOhttps://t.co/XCBM1bRh1i pic.twitter.com/E5KMPZyHJJ

— backbreaker65 (@backbreaker1965) September 25, 2015

Here’s intentional photobombing AI programmed into the game to reflect the cute little way real-life players toy with camera crews and TV audiences.

Here’s a breakdown of available dance moves and their copyright-skirting names (“King of Soda” for a Michael Jackson move, etc)

Here’s actual Sacramento Kings forward Quincy Acy playing as the Kings and recording a Pelicans player smacking the shit out of his own teammate for their bad defense.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro 2K got boys out here slapping teammates, I guess he shoulda had help side

A video posted by Quincy Acy (@quincyacy) on Oct 9, 2015 at 12:40pm PDT

The header image on this article comes from noted video game liker Phil Owen who is literally always playing 2K and sending out beautiful collision fusions.

And I haven’t even seen anything from the Spike Lee-directed story mode starring Frequency Vibrations. Plus it’s just naturally occurring, in-game stuff. People have been modding the PC version into Space Jam for years.