Naughty Dog milks The Last of Us with more DLC

Crossbows and ski goggles and viking hats! Oh my!

The promise of the subject line was alluring; the email’s contents utterly deflating. Deadly new additions to The Last of Us multiplayer, Naughty Dog promised. Would it be a three-way firefight between Fireflies, hunters and infected, the multiplayer mode of my dreams?

“Nah,” said the puckish pup. “Have some more guns and hats instead.”

• Special Executions: New executions for nine weapon categories, each costing $1.
• Tactical Weapons Bundle: Four new toys for $3.
• Risk Management and Survival Skills Bundle: Five new perks for $4.
• Misfit Head Item Bundle: More hats for $7.
• Gesture Packs 2 and 3: Body language at $2.50 a pop.

Sigh. I’ll probably check out these tactical weapons. Dammit, I’m a sucker for a crossbow.

The Last of Us: Deadly New Multiplayer Add-Ons [Naughty Dog]