Prepare yourself. You are about to watch a trailer for upcoming Japanese WiiWare game Muscle March that will include the following:
- Constellations in the shape of muscles
- More penises than you can count
- An old man making masturbatory motions
- Men in Speedos running really fast
- Men in Speedos running really fast and breaking through walls
- A polar bear in a diaper
Check it out after the jump.
It’s easily the best thing you will ever see.
It goes without saying that I would sell my first born to have this come to America. You need a baby, Namco?