Hey! Monster Hunter Portable 3rd‘s coming out on the PlayStation Portable soon! It’s a Monster Hunter game, and that means you’ll use weapons to hunt monsters, then skin the monsters to wear their hides and use their other bits to make weapons with which to hunt bigger monsters!
What kinds of weapons, you ask? There are a bunch, but the ACCORDION HAMMER is the most important one. It’s a giant hammer, which is partly an ACCORDION. It makes ACCORDION-like noises as you charge it up and when you hit monsters with it.
Though I know not the ACCORDION HAMMER’s actual name, or even if it’s made an appearance in other Monster Hunter titles, I know that it is a HAMMER that is partly an ACCORDION. Truly, it must be the most noble and powerful of all weapons.
Sadly, it only appears for about ten seconds in the new trailer, at about the 0:36 mark. Play those ten seconds, then loop them over and over until the game is released.