MMA fighter beats the shit out of opponent, throws a Pokeball at him

Gotta catch ’em all!

The sorts of people that make up the world’s MMA fighters, well, it’s an interesting lot.

Enter idiosyncratic fighter Michael “Venom” Page. He won his fight last night with an absurd knee to the head that left his opponent, Evangelista “Cyborg” Santos, with a fractured skull. Warning: that link is gross. He has a god damn dent in the front of his head.

Mind, Page did not know Santos had a fractured skull when he beckoned for a Pokeball hat and Pokeball prop, which he gingerly rolled towards the KO’d Santos as part of his anime-style celebration.

Steven Hansen