Merry Christmas, you degenerates — take a free game

Just help me get rid of all these keys

When you spend five straight months of writing a contest post nearly every day, you wind up amassing a lot of extra keys that people didn’t claim. It’s weird how many times I have to friggin’ chase people down just to give them a free video game. And no matter how many times I say it in my posts, people still don’t bother to create a Dtoid account or put their email address in there so I can contact them.

You’d think giving away keys for games you’d otherwise have to pay for would be a whole lot less stressful.

So here I am with a folder full of extra keys for Steam, Xbox, PS4, and Switch, and nobody to send them to. So do me a favor and use one of the widgets below to claim one.

You can claim one per platform, and it’s a totally random drawing — there are no refunds if you already have that game or don’t like it. There are a limited amount of keys, so once they’re gone, they’re gone. This is a nice little Christmas thing I’m doing to get rid of all this shit so I can go on living my life help give you a merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and everything here, there, and in between.

Wes Tacos
Contest Baboon, part-time Mod, full-time dick joke specialist. Destructoid's official Hot Biscuits. I've personally backed exactly one KickStarter/crowdfunding project: Sony's PlayStation, by Dtoid community member darrenhupke.