Mechanophiles rejoice, Stick Shift is on greenlight

The joke is its penis is the gearstick

Remember that time Laura jacked off a car? Yeah, it’s the reason she’s banned from every Kwik-Fix and car dealership in Britain.

[Editor’s Note: I was only banned from a couple of Michelin Tyre Centres, okay?]

Well now you too can tightly grasp a Volvo’s thick shaft, and make that engine purr, because developer Robert Yang has put the game on Steam Greenlight.

Look, whether you think this game looks good or not doesn’t matter. We could get a game about jerking a car’s gherkin onto the front page of Steam. If that’s not a cause we could all rally behind, I don’t know what is.

Joe Parlock