During Nintendo’s barnstorming E3 press conference this year, you may have missed the announcement of Mario Sports Mix. That’s totally understandable because … it’s Mario Sports Mix. As I try to contain my excitement, allow me to inform you that it’s been given a North American release date of February 7.
Featuring hockey, dodgeball, volleyball and basketball games, Mario Sports Mix is exactly what you’d expect — a bunch of sports games that give WaLuigi a reason to exist. It features a four-player online mode too, because this is the future.
Anybody interested in this one? I’m afraid I’ll be too busy jizzing in my hand while thinking about Skyward Sword.