Mario Galaxy 2 box art features Mario buggering Yoshi

The box art for Mario Galaxy 2 features no “UR MR GAY” chicanery, but it does feature some hot plumber-on-dinosaur action! Apparently a man can get lonely in space. We’re not here to judge Nintendo’s lovable mascot, but perhaps he should see a therapist?

Still, it looks like a mutually beneficial coupling. In fact, Yoshi appears to be dreamily sighing with approval as Mario violently and cheerfully thrusts his mushroom up the reptile’s warp pipe. Provided both parties have given consent, then I suppose the best we can do is mutter our disapproval over coffee. Let’s not get the police involved. 

UR MR GAY indeed …