Mame Goma DS; So cute, you’ll vomit blood

Wired’s Game|Life drew my attention to the above trailer half an hour ago, and since watching it, I can’t stop smiling, handing money to orphans and singing John Lennon’s Imagine.

The game itself appears to be some kind of seal/amorphous blob raising sim, covered in a glossy sheen of sheer adorable. Between the ability to dress your tiny aquatic friend in wigs or anachronistic finery and staring into its beady eyes as you coo sweet promises of a life free from e-clubbings, I think it’s safe to assume that this sort of thing is expressly designed to moisten the underoos of Japanese teenage girls (and a few of my female friends).

Earnest Cavalli
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