Machinarium for iPad on app store, relieves constipation

Charming indie adventure game, Machinarium, has expanded its robotic reach and is now available on the app store for iPad 2 owners.

The developers, Amanita Design, made a new trailer in honor of this occasion. The game appears to relieve constipation and make men in hats dance. This must be a new feature, as it certainly didn’t do that on the PC version. It must be a portable thing.

It also reveals another helpful aspect of the iPad, you can use it to rest beverages on. What will they think of next?

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