Luke Smith drops one new Halo 3 screenshot. This is news?

Oooh! Ahhh! Isn’t that shiny Master Chief guy something else? Boy, I sure can’t wait until that Halo 3 comes out. I’m going to crap all over my pants when I can finally get me my Halos.

Actually, I‘m lying. The day that Halo 3, or anything Halo related comes out; I’ll be staying at home in my pajamas while playing Tetris. I honestly, in no way, could give a rat’s ass about this game.

Although, if I were the type of person to get all hot and bothered by the mere mention of Halo 3, then I’m pretty sure that this lone, single, and rather purty, picture of Master Chief would cause me to go into a frenzy of speculations. Like, for instance, is that Earth he is standing on? Possibly Wyoming?