Lots of douchey PlayStation Move ‘lifestyle’ shots

Sony has released a ton of utterly astounding photographs of douchebags waving a PlayStation Move around, letting the world know that in order to enjoy the PS3 waggle-dong, you need to look like an impossibly smarmy prick. 

If you’ve ever wanted to see almost one hundred images of youngsters being forced to look like they’re having fun with a dildo, then today is your lucky day. Some of these shots are truly incredible, like Sony went out of its way to make the most gloriously fake-ass, douchebaggy photographs known to man.

I freakin’ love it when publishers produce “lifestyle” shots of their products. Their warped, shrink-wrapped presentation of reality is hilarious.

Jim Sterling