Lord of the Rings: Aragorn’s Quest is the first Lord of the Rings game for babies.
I say this because the title features caricature-like characters that have stumpy little arms, like games for babies tend to have. Also, the game is being positioned as a cooperative experience (you can play as Gandalf alongside Aragorn) that’s fun for the whole family. Or two babies. Your call.
The game is slated for a Spring 2010 release for PlayStation 2, Wii, Nintendo DS, and PlayStation Portable. All jokes aside, it doesn’t look that bad — I’m a big fan of mindless hack and slash games, regardless of how mediocre they are. Plus, that troll totally looks like a baby.