Look out Jordan, there’s something behind you!

Brothers in Arms

Something disastrous almost happened this morning. Jordan, an important COG in the Destructoid machine, was nearly gutted by a monster! It would’ve been a real low point for his blogging career, to have been torn apart limb by limb as a Swarm Snatcher drags his viscera across the Xbox Showcase. Who even knows if worker’s comp would pay out for that!

Lucky for him, I was there to lend a bro a helping hand. These are some guns that don’t need active reload.

Brett Makedonski
While you laughing, we're passing, passing away. So y'all go rest y'all souls, 'Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossroads. Y'all know y'all forever got love from them Bone Thugs baby...