LOL: Gears of Venezuelan War w/ Marcus ‘Chavez’ Phoenix

What an amazing newpaper cover image! This comes from Peru-based Destructoid reader Giancarlo, who says that this image is from one of the most serious newspapers in his country. Here’s roughly how the front page of this newspaper reads:

Headline: CHAVEZ GEARS UP

Sub-headline: Will purchase $5 billion US from Russia in military equipment

Text: Will acquire submarines, tanks and helicopters. The United States fears weapons may end up in other countries of the region

Are they sure he’s getting that GEAR from the Russia? It looks like it’s on loan from Epic Games! Nice shoop, Peru21!

Hit the jump to see a bigger image of the newspaper’s front page.

[Thanks for the ‘billion’ correction, all]

Dale North