Listen up, scumbags: Texas Cheat ‘Em dated for XBLA, PSN

Sure, Xbox LIVE Arcade already has Texas Hold’em from TikGames, but does it allow players to openly cheat? Of course not! D3Publisher’s Texas Cheat ‘Em, on the other hand, lets you do exactly that. The company is going to Hell, as Hamza beautifully put it in his preview of the game back in January of this year.

We received word earlier today that Texas Cheat ‘Em will be coming out soon. May 13 for XBLA, and the 14th for the PlayStation Network, to be precise. I know, I know, you can hardly hold it together you’re so damned excited. But try to remain calm, for our sake?

Jordan Devore
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